Time to Gawk at More Bizarre Baby Shower Cakes — and Cupcakes!

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Because when you think of celebrating a new life, you think of these words:  alien chest burster, sugary sperm and a cannibal’s dream cupcake!

These sperm cupcakes are sure to go over swimmingly with guests.

These sperm cupcakes are sure to go over swimmingly with guests.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

9 Comments

  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Jan 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Good grief why? Although I’d probably still eat the cupcakes. Why pass up good cupcakes?

  2. Kiki

    Jan 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    The cannibal cupcake… my goodness, did someone create a detailed, cupcake sized baby out of frosting? And probably did it about a dozen times to top the rest of the cupcakes? Wow. Creepy yet talented.

  3. MaryAnn

    Jan 14, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Id totally take the baby off and save it, and eat the cupcake.

  4. meredith

    Apr 15, 2012 at 10:59 am

    The 4th one (screaming baby cupcakes) is kinda cute, but the others are just disgusting! I wouldn’t touch them w/ a 10 foot pole!

  5. Nerissa

    Apr 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    The sperm cupcake is really hilarious 😀

  6. Danyelle

    Apr 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    The sperm cupcakes border on avant garde…might go over huge at a shower for a woman/couple struggling with fertility? The others are just despicable, but then isn’t the whole world trying to find a way to justify aberrant behavior? I stopped going to multiple showers for the same woman…why should I celebrate your personal population boom?

  7. Denise

    Apr 30, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    The alien one makes no sense for a baby shower, and the one of the dismembered baby in the birth canal (although really good) is disgusting and so not “baby shower friendly”. Why would you want to eat that? I don’t see the issue with the other ones though….

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