10 Tips for Creating a Memorable Family Holiday Card

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1.  Be an overachiever when it comes to humiliating your pet.

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Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Simply brill(iant), Candy. #1’s dog reminds me of the South Park episode where Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell blew its brains out rather than spend a moment longer with her. I keep waiting for it…

    Also: I think #4, the lady in the Sox jersey, is Judy Barr Topinka, former Republican candidate for Governor of Illinois (people here put Rod Blagojevic (not only is he corrupt, he’s a rabid Cubs fan).

  • Sharon, that is what I thought too..now she is Comptroller of IL. And 14 years, is half the time it will Illinois to ever even look like it will make it out of the mess Blago gave us!

  • I love how in picture #10 the belly kissing is positioned in such a way that it looks like he’s kissing his own ass. That takes skill, people!