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10 Tips for Creating a Memorable Family Holiday Card

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1.  Be an overachiever when it comes to humiliating your pet.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  • Simply brill(iant), Candy. #1’s dog reminds me of the South Park episode where Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell blew its brains out rather than spend a moment longer with her. I keep waiting for it…

    Also: I think #4, the lady in the Sox jersey, is Judy Barr Topinka, former Republican candidate for Governor of Illinois (people here put Rod Blagojevic (not only is he corrupt, he’s a rabid Cubs fan).

  • Sharon, that is what I thought she is Comptroller of IL. And 14 years, is half the time it will Illinois to ever even look like it will make it out of the mess Blago gave us!

  • I love how in picture #10 the belly kissing is positioned in such a way that it looks like he’s kissing his own ass. That takes skill, people!

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