What is Carmen Baldwin Thinking in This Picture?

Baby Carmen is thinking what as dad Alec and mom Hilaria look on?

1.  “The paparazzi had better get those cameras out of here before Dad goes all Chuck Norris on them.”

2.  “I don’t understand why Dad looks so tired.  I let him get TWO whole hours of sleep last night!”

3.  “I smell booby juice.  Or is that the scent of hot dogs and fake designer purses on every corner?  Ah, the challenges of being a baby in the Big Apple.”

4.  “It’s time to go to sleep, so I can stay up for an all-night rager with Mom and Dad again!”

5. None of the above.  Carmen is thinking _____________.