I remember when Mr. Candy and I found out we were having a girl the first time ’round. A beautiful memory, really, with the doctor proclaiming, “Wow, look at that pronounced labia!” I mean, what parent wouldn’t be proud of her fetus’s pronounced labia? And, as Jason Biggs tells Conan O’Brien, he is similarly brimming with pride after witnessing his baby boy’s ultrasound:
An enviable reputation to impart to your unborn son. Well-played, dad. Well-played, indeed.