The Laughing Stork’s In-Depth Investigation Reveals… The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs

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Sometimes my job as a family and parenting columnist involves tremendously hard work — and no feature has demanded more of my dedication than this one, “The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs” (Dads I Like to, um… Fantasize About; yeah, that’s the ticket), requiring me to stay up late at night googling “hot celebrity dads” and eyeballing dozens upon dozens of pictures of David Beckham without his shirt on.

Yes, it’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Here it is, the product of my sweat, blood and drool: a gallery of 25 celebrity DILFS, complete with their family low-down, DILF-able (totally a word, don’t even bother looking it up) qualities and, for your fantasy purposes, what I imagine their O-faces must look like.  (Oh yes, I went there.)

By the way, if you think I’ve overlooked any worthy celebrity DILFs — and I’m sure many of you will — feel free to give them a shout-out in the comments section.  Perhaps I’ll add them to the DILF gallery and make this an ongoing feature.  Again, that’s just how dedicated I am.

Celebrity DILFs Gallery>>

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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  1. DayeLily

    May 4, 2012 at 5:37 am

    What about Colin Firth???

  2. Sheryl

    May 4, 2012 at 6:29 am

    I enjoyed that.

  3. Deeva

    May 4, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Nice way to spend my Friday morning, lol!! I would also like to cast a vote for Denzel Washington.

  4. Mom Oh Mom

    May 4, 2012 at 10:56 am


  5. lainey

    May 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    All your efforts are much appreciated. :)

  6. Corinne

    Aug 30, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Best. list. ever! I’m reading this at work and trying not to crack up at the o-face commentary! Next time (and please let there be a next time!) don’t forget David Boreanaz. :)

  7. stell

    Aug 31, 2013 at 4:09 am

    Thank you! :)

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