The Top Five Signs Your Child is a Future Facebook Addict

Facebook has hooked hundreds of millions of people as users, with many of them addicted to the social networking site — will your child be next?  (CUE THE DATELINE THEME MUSIC.)  To help parents stay on top of this time-sucking addiction, The Laughing Stork has identified five early warning signs that a child may, indeed, be a future Facebook addict.

(With thanks to Michael Patrick of Funsized Comics for the illustrations)


 

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 Illustrations by Michael Patrick of Funsized Comics

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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