The Top Five Signs Your Child is a Future Facebook Addict

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Facebook has hooked hundreds of millions of people as users, with many of them addicted to the social networking site — will your child be next?  (CUE THE DATELINE THEME MUSIC.)  To help parents stay on top of this time-sucking addiction, The Laughing Stork has identified five early warning signs that a child may, indeed, be a future Facebook addict.

(With thanks to Michael Patrick of Funsized Comics for the illustrations)







 Illustrations by Michael Patrick of Funsized Comics

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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  1. Mette

    Jan 3, 2012 at 12:33 am

    Haha! Amazing

  2. J-Force

    Jan 3, 2012 at 7:07 am

    LOL, love it! :)

  3. Deeva

    Jan 3, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Hilarious Candy!!

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