Things Husbands and Toddlers Have in Common

Not that I’m talking about my husband, of course.  Just some husbands.  In general.  Yeah, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Katrina

    Jun 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    *giggles* You said boobies.

  2. Mr. Candy

    Jun 1, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    I told you, I don’t get sick very often, but when I do I don’t like it.