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Guess Who Said It: Quotes from Celebrity Parents

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Guess Who Said It: Quotes from Celebrity Parents

Oh, celebrities just say the darndest things, don’t they?  And celebrity parents are no exception.  Guess the famous folks who spouted these parental pearls of wisdom…

1.  “Last night [my son] told me that my nipples looked like blueberries.  And then he corrected himself and said, ‘No Mommy, actually, they look like meatballs.’”

Was it…

a. Heidi Klum
b. Rosie O’Donnell
c. Tori Spelling
d. Amy Poehler

[ANSWER]

2. “Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we’ve set aside enough money for our kids’ therapy.”

Was it…

a. Jessica Alba
b. Meryl Streep
c. Neil Patrick Harris
d. Michelle Pfeiffer

[ANSWER]

3. “If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”

Was it…

a. Liev Schreiber
b. Gwen Stefani
c. Britney Spears
d. David Beckham

[ANSWER]

4. “A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”

a. Jerry Seinfeld
b. David Letterman
c. Tina Fey
d. Jerry O’Connell

[Answer]

5. “You do get the pregnant mush-brain…you know what it’s like? It’s like getting stoned.”

a. Ellen Pompeo
b. Pink
c. Jenny McCarthy
d. Kate Hudson

[Answer]

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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