If Dr. Seuss Wrote a Book About Karl Lagerfeld

Chanel’s infamous head designer and creative director, Karl Lagerfeld, doesn’t exactly hold back his less-than-positive opinions when chatting with reporters.  Which led us to wonder…what might Dr. Seuss write about Karl’s ideas?

karl-lagerfeld-seuss You do not like
round girls and ham?

I do not
like them,

Could you, would you,
like Adele?

I would not,
could not
like Adele!

Would you, could you,
like children as well?

I could not, would not, like Adele.
I will not, will not, like children as well.
I do not like meat or rice
I do not think Pippa’s face will suffice
Out with florals! Out with the phone!
Short, ugly men are the worst. They must leave me alone!
I do not like Michelle Obama’s bangs.
I do not like a woman’s figure that hangs.
I will not eat sugar, cheese or bread.
I do not think gay people should be wed.
I do not like to travel here or there.
I do not like disgusting Greek people ANYWHERE!


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  1. Deeva

    Jun 25, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Lol! A man with a ponytail and leather gloves shouldn’t be making fun of how others look. Just sayin.

  2. stephrawesome

    Jun 25, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    Ha! I am new as of today to your site thanks to TheBloggess. So far this and Cellophane Mama is the best of your little diddy’s.

    • Candy

      Jun 25, 2013 at 3:36 pm

      Thanks! And welcome.

  3. 14

    Jun 26, 2013 at 10:05 am

    You KNOW I love this one Candy!!!