Top 10 Parenting Phrases That Used to Have Completely Different (Read: Dirtier) Meanings
May 24, 2013 | Filed Under: Top 10 Lists | Tags: Dirty Parenting Phrases, Fun with Double Entendres, Sex
Remember the pre-kids days when these phrases meant something completely different? (Yeah, we don’t either.)
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Mette says:
These are amazing! I am acutally LOL’ing at work.
Well am I too old to use that frase?
March 15th, 2012 at 3:26 am -Candy says:
I think you’re allowed to “LOL,” Mette, but not “lol” (the kids never properly capitalize it).
March 15th, 2012 at 10:44 pm -Jadzia@Toddlerisms says:
Can I add a #11 that is used in our house?
“Time for a BUTT INSPECTION!!!”
March 19th, 2012 at 4:38 am -Candy says:
Yes! That can still be a VERY dirty phrase… in a not-so-fun way.
March 19th, 2012 at 11:16 am -Kelsey says:
Or “don’t stick that there!”! That’s one that gets said a lot in the not dirty fashion.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:32 am -Candy says:
YES. And now we have #12.
May 24th, 2013 at 12:09 pm -Christopher Coyne says:
You are killing me!
May 24th, 2013 at 7:30 pm -