Top 10 Parenting Phrases That Used to Have Completely Different (Read: Dirtier) Meanings

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Remember the pre-kids days when these phrases meant something completely different?  (Yeah, we don’t either.)



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  1. Mette

    Mar 15, 2012 at 3:26 am

    These are amazing! I am acutally LOL’ing at work.

    Well am I too old to use that frase?

    • Candy

      Mar 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm

      I think you’re allowed to “LOL,” Mette, but not “lol” (the kids never properly capitalize it).

  2. Jadzia@Toddlerisms

    Mar 19, 2012 at 4:38 am

    Can I add a #11 that is used in our house?

    “Time for a BUTT INSPECTION!!!”

    • Candy

      Mar 19, 2012 at 11:16 am

      Yes! That can still be a VERY dirty phrase… in a not-so-fun way.

  3. Kelsey

    May 24, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Or “don’t stick that there!”! That’s one that gets said a lot in the not dirty fashion.

    • Candy

      May 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm

      YES. And now we have #12.

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