The Celebrity Stork Report: Kim Kardashian and Alanis Morrisette Wear — GASP! — Bikinis and Kate Middleton Goes Rogue with Stroller

Us Weekly taunts America with this cover of Kim Kardashian and questioning headline.

In response, America said, “No, we call it Photoshop.”

Meanwhile, mom of two-year-old Ever, Alanis Morrisette, also donned a bikini while in Hawaii

Hey, if any mom of a toddler actually manages to find time to shave, she SHOULD show it off.

Kate Middleton stirs controversy by buying a — GASP! — $1800 Dutch-made Bugaboo stroller instead of the traditional, British-made Silver Cross

Of course, it’s all a moot point because Uncle Harry plans to carry him around in an empty Kegerator.

Tom Hanks considered “most trusted person in America” according to a Reader’s Digest poll.

In response, Tom’s first wife — on whom Tom cheated with Rita Wilson — said, “Um…no.”

Malin Akerman posts this photo of her three-week-old son, Sebastian, on Instagram with this comment:  “Did my hair today and this was my son’s reaction… I think he likes it.”

Well, the wolf-whistle IS one of the three-week milestones.