Awkward Maternity Portrait: Checking for Leaks

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I’ve heard of people keeping their positive pregnancy tests, but their failed contraception…?

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  1. Newb

    April 18, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Wow. There really are no boundaries any more, are there? In whose mind is this portrait acceptable? I had a hard time telling our parents we were pregnant cause then they would know we were having *gulp* sex! (although after ten years together I think they were starting to suspect…)

    • Candy

      April 18, 2013 at 11:01 am

      Pretty sure my dad *still* thinks our kids are the product of Immaculate Conception.

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