Please note: The Laughing Stork recommends viewing this with an inappropriately dirty mind.
Hey, don't judge. We parents don't always have time to go to the grocery store.
It's always nice when someone who's looking for a piece finally gets in touch with his "Big O."
A little harsh, don't you think?
Looks like the poor chicken got the, um, short end of the stick.
By Dr. Seuss, no less. "Do you like them pointing up? Do you like them in a protective cup...? Do you like them pointing right? Do you like them in bed at night?"
"Yum" isn't exactly the first word that came to MY mind.
Has he checked Lost & Found?
But a life-sized giraffe toilet paper holder will make it all okay.
Only guys would need a book to help them figure this out.
When creepy Uncle Ron asks this after too many glasses of "special egg nog," run -- DON'T WALK -- in the opposite direction.
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Mrs. Harrison Ford
Apr 29, 2011 at 7:50 am
The Man Who Lost His Head probably needs to check Up His Ass.
Apr 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm
It hurts when I poop? A little tmi, kid!
Apr 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm
A little TMI… and a little fiber goes a long way.
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