Children’s Book Titles That Make You Go, Hmmmm

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Please note: The Laughing Stork recommends viewing this with an inappropriately dirty mind.

CookingWithPooh

Hey, don't judge. We parents don't always have time to go to the grocery store.

BigO

It's always nice when someone who's looking for a piece finally gets in touch with his "Big O."

DisabledPeople

A little harsh, don't you think?

Pull

Looks like the poor chicken got the, um, short end of the stick.

Pocket-Book-of-Boners

By Dr. Seuss, no less. "Do you like them pointing up? Do you like them in a protective cup...? Do you like them pointing right? Do you like them in bed at night?"

MisterPoop

"Yum" isn't exactly the first word that came to MY mind.

ManWhoLostHisHead

Has he checked Lost & Found?

HurtsWhenIPoop

But a life-sized giraffe toilet paper holder will make it all okay.

Standing-Up

Only guys would need a book to help them figure this out.

Wherearetheballs

When creepy Uncle Ron asks this after too many glasses of "special egg nog," run -- DON'T WALK -- in the opposite direction.

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3 Comments

  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    April 29, 2011 at 7:50 am

    The Man Who Lost His Head probably needs to check Up His Ass.

  2. Kelsey

    April 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    It hurts when I poop? A little tmi, kid!

    • Candy

      April 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      A little TMI… and a little fiber goes a long way.

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