The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Blind Item

Which purple TV star isn’t so friendly behind the scenes of his popular show?  Insiders say he pretends to enjoy peanut butter sandwiches on-screen, but when the cameras are off he returns to his carnivorous T-Rex ways.  More than one young guest has been given the “A-1 Steak Sauce Treatment,” while parents are silenced with hush money and a lifetime supply of truly annoying DVDs.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.