Kate Middleton and Prince William Have Fruity Nickname for Baby

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The royal grape. Awwwww

Parents-to-be often have precious nicknames for their little ones, and Kate Middleton and Prince William apparently are no exception.  A “royal insider” (twenty bucks says it’s their Cocker Spaniel, Lupo) tells tabloids that “Kate and William call the baby ‘our little grape,’” explaining that they came up with the fruity moniker after noting the size of the fetus on a recent growth chart.  (Related:  Check out our fun game, “Match the Baby with the Legume!“)  And, if you think about it, the nickname totally makes sense — because grapes do have a lot in common with newborns.  For example…

WHAT NEWBORNS AND GRAPES HAVE IN COMMON

1.  Have to wash them off when you first get them.

2.  They can drive you to indulge in wine and cheese.

3.  They are delicious to nibble on.

4.  Even when they’re a little oddly shaped, you love them anyway.

5.  If you wait too long to “harvest” them, they become wrinkled and resemble an old man.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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