I am obsessed with real estate, to the point that our DVR is filled with episodes of House Hunters (because I can’t live without knowing which townhouse in Nashville Tom and Annie chose!) and, before kids, my Sunday afternoons were spent touring open houses in the greater Los Angeles area (and taking advantage of the free cookie platters).
Which may be why I find these real estate ads particularly funny:
Hey there, Shirley, where is the home located again? I’d love to check out that, um, view.
Too bad. I find that ferrets are much more reasonable negotiators.
Who needs a working fireplace when you’ve got this view? Oh, wait —
And maybe they’ll throw in a welcome mat, too!
You’re on your own while security’s grabbing a meatball sub, so make sure you’re heavily armed that hour.
Klass-ee. Proofreading by the cast of Jersey Shore.
If that’s not a reason to buy, I don’t know what is!