For Sale by Typo-Challenged Owner: Funny Real Estate Ads

I am obsessed with real estate, to the point that our DVR is filled with episodes of House Hunters (because I can’t live without knowing which townhouse in Nashville Tom and Annie chose!) and, before kids, my Sunday afternoons were spent touring open houses in the greater Los Angeles area (and taking advantage of the free cookie platters).

Which may be why I find these real estate ads particularly funny:

Hey there, Shirley, where is the home located again?  I’d love to check out that, um, view.

Too bad.  I find that ferrets are much more reasonable negotiators.

Who needs a working fireplace when you’ve got this view?  Oh, wait —

And maybe they’ll throw in a welcome mat, too!

You’re on your own while security’s grabbing a meatball sub, so make sure you’re heavily armed that hour.

Klass-ee.  Proofreading by the cast of Jersey Shore.

If that’s not a reason to buy, I don’t know what is!

 

 

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).