In Today’s Overworked Uterus Report: Woman Gives Birth To Two Sets Of Identical Twins On The Same Day

Yes, this woman’s birth story trumps ALL of our stories:  A Texas mother had a one-in-70-million kind of Valentine’s Day this year when she gave birth to not one, but TWO, sets of identical twin boys.  The four brothers were delivered at 31 weeks to Tressa Montalvo, 36, via Cesarean section at The Woman’s Hospital of Texas in Houston.  I know what you’re thinking and, no, they were NOT using any fertility drugs and had just hoped for a little brother or sister for their 2-year-old son.

“We planned the pregnancy – I guess we just succeeded a little too much!” said the mom of FIVE.

And what did the new dad have to say after watching his poor wife give birth to TWO SETS OF TWINS?

“We’re not done yet.  I still want a girl.”

To which his wife surely responded along the lines of this:


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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).