The Laughing Stork News Report: Kate Middleton Bikini Picture SCANDAL; Declining Number of Teen Births
Italian tabloid reprimanded by Royals for publishing pictures of pregnant Kate Middleton in a bikini
If that were ME looking that hot in a bikini at four months pregnant (or ever)? I’d say, “THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THE WORLD MY BANGIN’ BODY!”
If wife earns more, husband’s sexual performance may suffer, study finds
Good thing their wives can afford to buy them some Viagra. And a stronger ego.
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt paid $3000/week for role in her mom’s movie “Maleficent”
Phew! Now we don’t worry about her being able to afford food and clothes for a while.
Teen births continue to decline in the U.S.
Possible reasons include increased sex education, general idiocy of Teen Mom cast.
Kris Humphries’ lawyer quits day before they’re to appear in court for Kim Kardashian divorce case
Also requesting a pink slip: Kim’s overstuffed leather pants.