Pop Quiz: What Are The Mom- and Dad-to-Be Trying to Communicate in This Maternity Photo?

They are trying to say WHAT with this maternity photo?

1.  “Guess what, everyone?  We found out what we’re having — IT’S A DOLPHIN!”

2.  “Oops.  It’s laundry day.”

3.  “We just want to get the single most embarrassing thing we’ve ever done to our child out of the way now…”

4.  “We only want calming visuals around the baby.  Like paintings of the sea.  And dad’s naked guns.”

5.  None of the above.  They’re trying to say “________________.”

Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
Share on Facebook
Tweet about this on Twitter
Pin on Pinterest
Share on Google+

About author View all posts Author's Website

Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).