Pop Quiz: What Are The Mom- and Dad-to-Be Trying to Communicate in This Maternity Photo?

They are trying to say WHAT with this maternity photo?

1.  “Guess what, everyone?  We found out what we’re having — IT’S A DOLPHIN!”

2.  “Oops.  It’s laundry day.”

3.  “We just want to get the single most embarrassing thing we’ve ever done to our child out of the way now…”

4.  “We only want calming visuals around the baby.  Like paintings of the sea.  And dad’s naked guns.”

5.  None of the above.  They’re trying to say “________________.”

Photo via Awkward Family Photos

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.