What We Say to Our Husbands About Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Cover vs. What They Say vs. What They Think
Feb 10, 2013 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Kate Upton
It’s that time of year again — the time to make catty remarks about the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit models to our husbands!
WIFE SAYS: “Oh my god, her boobs are SO fake.”
HUSBAND SAYS: “Yeah. Maybe.”
HUSBAND THINKS: “I don’t care. She’s hot.”
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WIFE SAYS: “She’s only 20 years old, you know. Almost HALF your age.”
HUSBAND SAYS: “20? Yikes. That IS young.”
HUSBAND THINKS: “I don’t care. She’s hot.”
WIFE SAYS: “Her boobs are too big.”
HUSBAND SAYS: “Yeah. They’re pretty big.”
HUSBAND THINKS: “I don’t care. She’s hot.”
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WIFE SAYS: “You know how I can tell her boobs are real? They’re not very perky.”
HUSBAND: “Yeah. Maybe.”
HUSBAND THINKS: “I don’t care. She’s hot.”
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WIFE SAYS: “I saw her in an interview on TV and she is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.”
HUSBAND: “Yeah. I could see that.”
HUSBAND THINKS: “I don’t care. She’s hot.”
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WIFE SAYS: “I don’t think she’s that pretty. Do you?”
HUSBAND (IF HE’S SMART): “She’s not all that.”
HUSBAND (IF HE WANTS TO GET DIVORCED): “SHE’S HOT.”
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Deeva says:
LOL Guilty of saying the 1st one!!
February 10th, 2013 at 9:52 am -Newb says:
Well, in his defense, she is kinda hot.
February 10th, 2013 at 2:20 pm -Candy says:
True dat.
February 10th, 2013 at 11:43 pm -