The Laughing Stork Launches New Line of Toddler-Inspired Bumper Stickers
Feb 7, 2013 | Filed Under: Satire
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers celebrating the things my toddler has accomplished?” And then I had another thought: “Oh. Maybe I should concentrate on the road instead of that mini-van’s bumper.”
So here they are: my toddler-inspired bumper sticker concepts, touting my toddler’s achievements (along with other interesting “quirks” and inspiring quotes). I don’t mean to brag, BUT…
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Kelsey says:
I need the mood sainted one! Teething has made my 16 month old son an unpredictable diva!
February 11th, 2013 at 9:37 pm -