The Laughing Stork News Report: D&G’s New Baby Perfume; Grammys Wardrobe Mandate; Honey Boo Boo’s Mom’s Weight Loss

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D&G releases new perfume for babies
Thereby eliminating the ONE thing that keeps new moms going:  that delicious baby smell.

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CBS tells Grammy attendees that they need to “cover up” at the upcoming awards show
In response, the attendees asked, “Mom, is that you?”

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Ryan Lochte recreates Nirvana’s iconic ‘Nevermind’ album cover for ESPN Magazine
Only seems appropriate, as something tells us he really DOES smell like teen “spirit.”

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Dad pays daughter $200 to quit Facebook
Which she promptly invested in a new design for her Tumblr.

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Honey Boo Boo’s mama loses 100 pounds
But, hopefully, they will find Sugar Bear soon.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Did you notice on the FB deactivation agreement, in the space for “I plan to use this money for…” Uh, stuff. In my head it sounds just the way Tai says it in the movie Clueless.