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In the News: Actor Behind Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested for Stalking Ex-Girlfriend

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In the News: Actor Behind Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested for Stalking Ex-Girlfriend

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First Elmo, then Barney and now THIS:  The 56-year-old man who was the voice of Charlie Brown in many of the “Peanuts” television shows has been charged with stalking and threatening his former girlfriend, as well as the plastic surgeon who gave her a breast enhancement that he paid for before the relationship ended.  (An all-around lovely story, I know.)

Puns and jokes you can use when sharing this story with friends include:

  • Good grief!
  • …And yet Lucy got away with stalking Schroeder for YEARS!
  • Rats.
  • That’s what he gets for being so snoopy.
  • What the judge will hear when he enters his “not guilty” plea:  Wah wah wah.
  • I wonder if his cell looks like a Pig-Pen?
  • WHAT A BLOCKHEAD.

Thanks, folks.  I’ll be here all night.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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