At Least the Stork Uses a Breathable Sling When *He* Delivers a Baby

AKA, here is another beautiful baby shower cake gone wrong:


Miraculously, the baby already uttered her first words:  “I CAN’T BREATHE IN HERE, PEOPLE!”


via Cake Wrecks

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • This made me LOL!

    If somebody were to ever give me a cake wreck like that, I’d at least prefer to head to stick out, rather than the feet!

    Not that baby tootsies aren’t cute, because they are! 😀