At Least the Stork Uses a Breathable Sling When *He* Delivers a Baby

AKA, here is another beautiful baby shower cake gone wrong:


Miraculously, the baby already uttered her first words:  “I CAN’T BREATHE IN HERE, PEOPLE!”


via Cake Wrecks

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

1 Comment

  1. Paisley

    Aug 6, 2014 at 6:08 am

    This made me LOL!

    If somebody were to ever give me a cake wreck like that, I’d at least prefer to head to stick out, rather than the feet!

    Not that baby tootsies aren’t cute, because they are! 😀