News Flash: Alcohol Blocks Your Ability to Orgasm
Jan 11, 2013 | Filed Under: In the News
In a shocking, just SHOCKING, revelation, a Huffington Post author suggests that alcohol inhibits people’s ability to orgasm. However, an informal poll of Laughing Stork parents suggest that the biggest orgasm-blocking culprit may lie elsewhere:

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
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Kim says:
Lord, ain’t that the truth!!!
January 12th, 2013 at 2:56 pm -mir says:
I was going to post on the article site, but it made me feel like my IQ was dropping.
“Macd. What three things does drink especially provoke?
January 17th, 2013 at 10:24 am -Port. Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.”