Household Obituaries: Death by Crayola

With thanks to friend of The Laughing Stork, Karla, for sharing this picture and tragic tale!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Karla

    Sep 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Hilarious, Candy!!! You’re awesome…and your furniture is next!: )

  2. Deeva

    Sep 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Too funny!!

  3. ImmaBe

    Sep 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    at least it wasn’t black magic marker like it was on my ~white~ arm chair.