“Sexiest Man Alive” Update: Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Expecting a Baby

Dec 17, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan-Tatum

People’s current “Sexiest Man Alive” title holder, Channing Tatum (whose charms I didn’t appreciate until I saw Magic Mike…and may I just say, hell-O!), and wife Jenna, both 32, are expecting their first little chillun. As it turns out, we already have an idea of what kind of dad Channing is going to be:

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Unafraid to embarrass the kid with corny gestures.

Formal.

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Not shy about playing a game of dress-up.

Likely to instill in his child a deep passion for hipster fedoras.

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Able to strip off his clothes quickly after being peed, pooped and spit-up on.

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