“Sexiest Man Alive” Update: Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Expecting a Baby

People’s current “Sexiest Man Alive” title holder, Channing Tatum (whose charms I didn’t appreciate until I saw Magic Mike…and may I just say, hell-O!), and wife Jenna, both 32, are expecting their first little chillun.  As it turns out, we already have an idea of what kind of dad Channing is going to be:

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  • Unafraid to embarrass the kid with corny gestures.

 

  • Formal.

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  • Not shy about playing a game of dress-up.

  • Likely to instill in his child a deep passion for hipster fedoras.

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  • Able to strip off his clothes quickly after being peed, pooped and spit-up on.

 

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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