Oh Deer! Christmas-Themed Pregnancy Portrait Raises All Kinds of Questions

  • Are those Christmas corn dogs on the wall?
  • Or is that supposed to be roasted frog and sausage for dinner?
  • Mr. Hanky — is that you?
  • Did they staple her left arm down?
  • Was there alcohol involved in the execution of this “Rudolph?”
  • Do they have any of that alcohol left-over to share?  (Hey, it’s been a long week.)

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Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Until you mentioned her left arm, I hadn’t even noticed the staple (?). I was more concerned with the why and whatfor of her being painted like Rudolf and then photographed in front of a giant mural of pussy willows (cat tails?). See?!? This picture has me all kinds of confused! Forget work. I’m going back to bed.