Oh Deer! Christmas-Themed Pregnancy Portrait Raises All Kinds of Questions

  • Are those Christmas corn dogs on the wall?
  • Or is that supposed to be roasted frog and sausage for dinner?
  • Mr. Hanky — is that you?
  • Did they staple her left arm down?
  • Was there alcohol involved in the execution of this “Rudolph?”
  • Do they have any of that alcohol left-over to share?  (Hey, it’s been a long week.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

1 Comment

  1. Katrina

    Dec 14, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Until you mentioned her left arm, I hadn’t even noticed the staple (?). I was more concerned with the why and whatfor of her being painted like Rudolf and then photographed in front of a giant mural of pussy willows (cat tails?). See?!? This picture has me all kinds of confused! Forget work. I’m going back to bed.