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Top 10 Possible Reasons Mario Lopez Decorates the Family Christmas Tree in His Underwear

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Top 10 Possible Reasons Mario Lopez Decorates the Family Christmas Tree in His Underwear

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And has a picture of it posted on Twitter.

10.  He thought the tree could use more balls.

9.  He wanted us to see that his underwear matches the stockings.

8.  Mario couldn’t wait to show the family that he was already bearing a package!

7.  Mario was interpreting the famous Christmas song:  The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Dad’s butt cheeks would be bare…

6.  You wanna see Extra?  Mario will give you Extra, baby.

5.  He wanted to scar his daughter with the upshot view of her dad in his tiny briefs, so she would never so much as look at a man again.  (At least, not a man decorating a Christmas tree in his briefs.)

4.  They needed a precious photo for their family holiday card.  (Merry Christmas, Grandma!)

3.  He wanted to cement his spot on Santa’s “naughty” list.

2.  Mario and his wife are starring in a special holiday show for VH1 called A Very Tighty-Reddy Christmas.

1.  Because he is Mario Lopez.

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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