Baby’s First Family Christmas Card

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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5 Comments

  1. Daleann

    November 28, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Yikes!!

  2. Mette

    November 29, 2012 at 1:31 am

    sick!

  3. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    November 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    No, just no!

  4. J-Force

    December 2, 2012 at 6:26 am

    No holiday card should include a nipple. None. Ever.

    • Candy

      December 3, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      I think that’s a reasonable rule of thumb — but just wait until you see the one I’m posting later this week. Yowza.

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