Baby’s First Family Christmas Card

On the back, she signed it, “SAVE ME!”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Daleann

    Nov 28, 2012 at 8:31 pm


  2. Mette

    Nov 29, 2012 at 1:31 am


  3. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Nov 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    No, just no!

  4. J-Force

    Dec 2, 2012 at 6:26 am

    No holiday card should include a nipple. None. Ever.

    • Candy

      Dec 3, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      I think that’s a reasonable rule of thumb — but just wait until you see the one I’m posting later this week. Yowza.

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