Fun Game Time: To Whom Did I Say It?

Yes!  It’s game time!  Here are some (oftentimes bizarre, but all real) things I have said over the past week.  Can you guess to whom I said them:  the kids; the cats; or my husband?  (Answer key at the end.)

1.  No, I will not tickle your butt.

2.  Ssshhh!  Stop being so loud out there.  You’ll wake the neighbors!

3.  Get your hand out of my shirt, please.

4.  I really wish you would get off of the dining room table.

5.  Yuck!  Stop!  There’s poop on your butt.

6.  Sit still!  I’m trying to comb out your knots.

7.  Please stay out of my purse.

8.  It’s gross when you lick the food off my hand.

9.  You really don’t sleep enough.

10.  PLEASE put some pants on.

And the answer key is…

1.  My 3-year-old daughter; 2) My husband; 3) My 17-month-old son (and, most likely, my husband); 4) The cats; 5) My daughter; 6) My daughter AND my cats; 7) My husband AND my kids (the cats are the only ones respecting my privacy around here); 8) My son; 9) My cats (in jest) and my son (in all seriousness); 10) My husband.

 

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).