End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands
Nov 16, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, End-of-Week Reprimands
Because, sometimes, celebrities need some motherly scolding…
Selena. You’re totally going to regret this, girl — oh, whatever. You’re kids. This is what kids do — only not usually in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Carry on, you silly, lovesick fools.
Really, Mariah? People splurge on that cream to make their skin as smooth as a baby’s butt; your kids are already blessed with baby-soft skin, so why not use that money towards something more worthwhile? Like diamond-encrusted baby pedicures?
You already have four kids, Peter. Do you really need another one?
I hope you at least had the decency, Brad and Angie, to blush and pretend you didn’t notice other diners’ annoyed stares and weakly yell out, “If you don’t stop hitting your sister on the head with that pizza cutter, Knox, you’re gonna get a time-out, you hear me?!” like the rest of us parents who are dumb enough to try to eat in public with our little ones.