Classic Pick-Up Lines… When Used on Your Husband

When you’re married — especially when you’re married with kids — the classic pick-up lines take a decidedly different direction…

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Kelsey

    Nov 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Best pick up lines ever! How about: “Talk dirty to you? Okay. The baby’s diaper needs changed.”

    • Candy

      Nov 13, 2012 at 10:50 pm