End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands

Scolding deserving celebrities in our best “Mom Voice”…

Justin Bieber reportedly hits on a ton of models at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show

Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man.  You have a sweet girl in that Selena Gomez, so do right by her and do what all the other men in the world (except Leonardo DiCaprio) do — and JUST USE THE CATALOGS.

Diane Sawyer appears to be drunk during Election Night coverage

Diane!  How awful!  You were drinking… and didn’t invite ME for a toast?  That’s just rude.

Kirstie Alley reveals that she and Patrick Swayze once fell in love and had an “emotional affair” while both were married

Kirstie Louise Alley.  Shame on you!  Nobody puts Baby in a corner — but somebody should put YOU in the corner as a timeout for your insensitivity to a deceased man’s memory and family.  Ick.

Lindsay Lohan blows off Barbara Walters’ 20/20 interview at the last minute

Oh, Lindsay.  Your life choices make as much sense as your mom on Dr. Phil.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Newb

    Nov 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Lindsay Lohan and Diane Sawyer should sit down for an interview. Not sure you could use any of the footage but I bet they;d have a laugh.

    • Candy

      Nov 12, 2012 at 11:28 pm

      I think we know what kind of pre-interview “prep” they’d be doing…