In the News: Kenyan Woman Names Newborn Twins Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

On Wednesday morning, a 20-year-old Kenyan woman gave birth to twins:  one brother named Barack Obama and the other, Mitt Romney.

Millicent Owuor poses with both babies, with Barack wrapped in white and Mitt in blue

Although the names may strike some Americans as, well, a little baffling, there are some possible upsides for the kids:

  • They’ll probably be the only Barack Obama Owuor and Mitt Romney Owuor at their school, so no need to go by Barack Obama O. and Mitt Romney O.
  • They can have a field day with the candidates’ leftover campaign swag.
  • They can always break the ice with their hilarious party line:  “See?  We’re proof that Barack Obama was born in Kenya — and so was Mitt Romney!”
  • They can be thankful she didn’t go with her original name choices:  Bo the Dog and Donald Trump.
  • They have a fun conjoined name:  OMIT.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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