End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands

Nov 2, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Amanda Bynes, Celebrity Reprimands, Khloe Kardashian, Mom Voice, rihanna

Seems like some wayward celebrities just need a motherly voice to set them straight, doesn’t it? So I figured I would try to help these poor souls out, scolding them in my best “Mom Voice” every week…

Rihanna Tweets a topless photo the morning after Halloween

Rihanna. Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna. You are a beautiful, talented and wildly successful woman — SO WHY ARE YOU TWEETING HALF-NAKED PHOTOS OF YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY? You don’t need to try so hard to be sexy. Really. What is it — are you not getting enough attention? Come here, sit down. Tell me about your day…

Amanda Bynes reportedly walks out of tanning salon booth, butt naked, and casually walks around in search of goggles

Hey, sweetie. Here… let me just put this comfy towel around you. Now follow me! I know where you can find goggles… they’re right around the corner, a few miles down, at this great psychiatric ward…

Chris Brown dresses as a gun-toting terrorist for Halloween

Your stupid, insensitive and abusive behavior is overshadowing your tremendous talent. Get a grip.

Khloe Kardashian shows nipple on ‘X Factor’ debut

I don’t care what your real mom tells you to do — WEAR A BRA, KHLOE!

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2 Responses to “End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands”

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Kelsey says:

Who thinks it’s okay to dress up like that? Silly Chris Brown and his no good very bad ways.
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:21 pm - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Amanda Bynes needs a 5150 hold and so does Rihanna. Amanda for being crazy and Rihanna for getting back together with her abuser.
November 3rd, 2012 at 6:16 am - Reply