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The Contents of My Kids’ Trick-or-Treat Bags: What They See vs. What I See

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The Contents of My Kids’ Trick-or-Treat Bags: What They See vs. What I See

Despite approaching a good number of houses with their lights on, all decked out in Halloween decorations, and yet NOBODY ANSWERING THE DOOR (Seriously.  What’s up with people eschewing proper Halloween etiquette these days?   Don’t be a trick-or-treat tease:  TURN OUT YOUR LIGHTS!  Hmpf.), we ultimately came home with a lot of loot last night.  I also learned that my kids and I have different perspectives when it comes to the contents of their bags (well, for the most part)…

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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