Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: Ben Affleck Has… Wonder Sperm! (An Original Animated Video)

Oct 26, 2012 | Filed Under: Pop Culture, TLS-TV | Tags: Animated Short, animation, Wonder Sperm

After Jennifer Garner shared with Ellen that hubby Ben Affleck has “Wonder Sperm,” Ben’s alter ego decides to reveal himself to the world — and maybe, just maybe, save the future of fertilization.

(This is my very first animation, so be kind. Animation is freakin’ HARD, as my cats — who have gotten a profanity-filled earful lately — can attest. With thanks to illustrator Martin at How to Draw Funny Cartoons for not questioning my bizarre request to “draw Ben Affleck like a superhero sperm.”)

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Deeva says:

HILARIOUS!!
October 26th, 2012 at 11:26 am - Reply

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