Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: Ben Affleck Has… Wonder Sperm! (An Original Animated Video)

After Jennifer Garner shared with Ellen that hubby Ben Affleck has “Wonder Sperm,” Ben’s alter ego decides to reveal himself to the world — and maybe, just maybe, save the future of fertilization.

(This is my very first animation, so be kind.  Animation is freakin’ HARD, as my cats — who have gotten a profanity-filled earful lately — can attest.  With thanks to illustrator Martin at How to Draw Funny Cartoons for not questioning my bizarre request to “draw Ben Affleck like a superhero sperm.”)

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

1 Comment

  1. Deeva

    Oct 26, 2012 at 11:26 am