1. Mickey’s new theme song: It’s the Mickey Mouse Gentlemen’s Club(house)…
2. How a mother nursing her child is as comforting as Mickey’s warm embrace. (Precious, I know.)
3. The death of our childhood innocence.
4. A beheaded stripper and Mickey Mouse sitting in a pool of blood can only mean one thing: They’re launching CSI: Disney World.
5. None of the above. The crazy cake is celebrating _____________.