What is This Cake Celebrating?

1.  Mickey’s new theme song:  It’s the Mickey Mouse Gentlemen’s Club(house)

2.  How a mother nursing her child is as comforting as Mickey’s warm embrace.  (Precious, I know.)

3.  The death of our childhood innocence.

4.  A beheaded stripper and Mickey Mouse sitting in a pool of blood can only mean one thing:  They’re launching CSI:  Disney World.

5.  None of the above.  The crazy cake is celebrating _____________.

via Cake Wrecks

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Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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