Celebrity Baby Name Craziness Update: Uma Thurman Throws Her Hat Into the Ring for Wackiest Name Yet

As you’ve likely heard by now, Uma Thurman has finally revealed the name of her six-month-old daughter — and it appears it took her that long because they, um, had a hard time agreeing on a name.  So they pared it down to just a dozen names or so.  Here it is, for those who have not yet been privy to the most amazing celebrity baby name in the world:

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, “better known to family and friends as Luna.”

I know, I know… a little on the simple side, right?  But, hey, to each his own.  Although the name may present some interesting challenges in the future:

1.  “Luna” will cringe as soon as she sees she has to sign her full name on her driver’s license…

2.  …And SAT forms.

3.  Wedding guests will fall asleep halfway through the groom declaring his love to her full name.

4.  And, of course, Google will totally cop an attitude.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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