More Accurate Titles for Children’s Movies

If only the titles told us what to really expect from these kids’ films…

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Katrina

    Oct 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Count me in on that Monsters, Inc. one. I love that movie!

    • Candy

      Oct 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      It’s one of my faves, too, though I started losing interest after the 756,000th viewing!

  2. Newb

    Oct 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    How is it possible that my three year old nephew knows ALL THE WORDS (and I mean ALL) to Madagascar but can’t find his shoes RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE??????

    And somebody please kill those Chipmunks. Forget Jersey Shore – they are the real antichrist.

    • Candy

      Oct 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

      Forget Jersey Shore – they are the real antichrist.

      AND… we have the movie’s tagline!