More Accurate Titles for Children’s Movies

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If only the titles told us what to really expect from these kids’ films…

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  1. Katrina

    October 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Count me in on that Monsters, Inc. one. I love that movie!

    • Candy

      October 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      It’s one of my faves, too, though I started losing interest after the 756,000th viewing!

  2. Newb

    October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    How is it possible that my three year old nephew knows ALL THE WORDS (and I mean ALL) to Madagascar but can’t find his shoes RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE??????

    And somebody please kill those Chipmunks. Forget Jersey Shore – they are the real antichrist.

    • Candy

      October 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm

      Forget Jersey Shore – they are the real antichrist.

      AND… we have the movie’s tagline!

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