THE DOCTOR: While we’re taking a break and all, I should probably mention — it’s actually TWINS.
GRANDMA #1: Oh… dear… heavens…
GRANDMA #2: Is this going to go on that Tweeter thing everyone’s talking about?
HUSBAND: Heh-heh. Vagina.
SISTER-IN-LAW: I’m so happy I have something else to focus on right now.
SISTER: Even when she’s PUSHING A BABY OUT OF HER HOO-HA, she’s pretty. I hate her.