5 Ways Kristin Cavallari Could Have Been More Catty About Nick Lachey’s Baby Name

New mom Kristin Cavallari got a lot of slack when she Tweeted about ex-boyfriend Nick Lachey choosing the same name for his newborn son: “Apparently Camden is a popular name!”  And then backpedaled: “By the way that wasn’t a bitchy tweet at all.  I obviously love the name and I’m glad other people do too.”

Yeah.  Mmm-hmmm.

But, hey, she could have been much bitchier about it.  In fact, here are five ways Kristin could have been more catty about Nick using the same baby name:

5.  She could have taken a page from E!’s Fashion Police and declared, “BITCH STOLE MY NAME!”

4.  She could have suggested that Nick’s baby name is just like his old boy band:  a copycat.

3.  She could have Tweeted side-by-side pictures of the babies and asked, “Who wears the name best?”

2.  She could have sent Nick a baby name book with the note:  “In case you didn’t know, there ARE 9,999 other names.”

1.  She could have said, “Apparently, Vanessa likes to take ALL of my sloppy seconds.” (Oh, SNAP.)