10 Expert Tips for Refashioning Leftover Nursing Pads

Aug 22, 2012 | Filed Under: Style, Tip of the Day, Top 10 Lists | Tags:

Having recently weaned my son with no plans for more children, I am left with a cabinet full of nursing pads.  Tons and tons of nursing pads.  But never fear — I have found plenty of alternative ways to use them.  Here are my expert tips for recycling leftover nursing pads:

1.  Classic art.

2.  Wobbly furniture aid.

3.  Pet humiliation.

4.  “You look great!  Did you do something new to your hair?” people will ask.

5.  Only for important guests.

6.  Revenge for refusing to eat the pancakes I made this morning.

7.  Headwear for important parent-teacher meetings.

8.  Pooper scooper.

9.  Pottery Barn had better not steal this idea.

10.  Yeah.  No wonder training isn’t going so well.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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3 Responses to “10 Expert Tips for Refashioning Leftover Nursing Pads”

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  1. martini lover says:

    awesome.

  2. Captains Wife says:

    They are awesome in-a-pinch substitutes for paper towels…

  3. Mary says:

    They work wonders for removing nail polish.



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