Family Fashion Police: Jennie Garth and Halle Berry

Aug 16, 2012 | Filed Under: Fashion Police | Tags: Halle Berry, Jennie Garth

Mr. Candy, our three-year-old daughter Skye and I share our thoughts about celebrities’ outfits. Because the family that gossips together…stays catty together? (A beautiful saying worthy of a crocheted pillow, I do believe.)

Jennie Garth

SKYE: Good! Mommy, YOU wear this!

CANDY: Me? Right now, I’m too busy trying to stop myself from making a stupid 9021-OH NO comment (well, so much for that)…

MR. CANDY: Seriously, could Old Navy revoke her endorsement deal if they see this?

Halle Berry

SKYE: No. Yuck. I don’t like it. Who’s that little girl?

CANDY: Her daughter, Nahla. At least Catwoman isn’t the most embarrassing thing she’s appeared in now. Am I right or am I right?

SKYE: *Blank look*

MR. CANDY: Isn’t that just like Halle? Prepared for anything… including the all-too-common flash floods that occur on the Sunset Strip.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

8 Responses to “Family Fashion Police: Jennie Garth and Halle Berry”

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Deeva says:

LOVE this!!
August 16th, 2012 at 1:44 pm - Reply
Katrina says:

Those pants! I don’t…I mean…but they…that is to say…Wha?!? O_o
August 16th, 2012 at 1:49 pm - Reply
- Newb says:
  
  Clearly trying to avoid the dreaded but highly coveted by the paparazzi “camel toe” shot.
  August 16th, 2012 at 1:50 pm - Reply
- Crunchy Con Mommy says:
  
  I actually don’t hate the pants. I’d wear them. But I’d wear them with a black tunic that covered the camel toe and had straps and with a bra underneath. I’d look totally cute, and not at all like that…
  August 16th, 2012 at 4:36 pm - Reply
  - Candy says:
    
    Wait — which pants are we talking about? Because both are…noteworthy.
    August 16th, 2012 at 8:32 pm - Reply
    - Katrina says:
      
      I was talking about Halle’s pants. Can they even be called pants? They look like a super baggy diaper with legs.
      August 17th, 2012 at 10:29 am - Reply
      - Newb says:
        
        Me too.
        August 17th, 2012 at 10:41 am -
Newb says:

I want to know why, in this picture, Jenny looks like the long lost daughter of Joan Rivers????
August 17th, 2012 at 5:32 am - Reply