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Family Fashion Police: Jennie Garth and Halle Berry

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Family Fashion Police: Jennie Garth and Halle Berry

Mr. Candy, our three-year-old daughter Skye and I share our thoughts about celebrities’ outfits.  Because the family that gossips together…stays catty together?  (A beautiful saying worthy of a crocheted pillow, I do believe.)

Jennie Garth

SKYE:  Good!  Mommy, YOU wear this!

CANDY:  Me?  Right now, I’m too busy trying to stop myself from making a stupid 9021-OH NO comment (well, so much for that)…

MR. CANDY:  Seriously, could Old Navy revoke her endorsement deal if they see this?

Halle Berry

SKYE:  No.  Yuck.  I don’t like it.  Who’s that little girl?

CANDY:  Her daughter, Nahla.  At least Catwoman isn’t the most embarrassing thing she’s appeared in now.  Am I right or am I right?

SKYE:  *Blank look*

MR. CANDY:  Isn’t that just like Halle?  Prepared for anything… including the all-too-common flash floods that occur on the Sunset Strip.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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