Mr. Candy, our three-year-old daughter Skye and I share our thoughts about celebrities’ outfits. Because the family that gossips together…stays catty together? (A beautiful saying worthy of a crocheted pillow, I do believe.)
SKYE: Good! Mommy, YOU wear this!
CANDY: Me? Right now, I’m too busy trying to stop myself from making a stupid 9021-OH NO comment (well, so much for that)…
MR. CANDY: Seriously, could Old Navy revoke her endorsement deal if they see this?
SKYE: No. Yuck. I don’t like it. Who’s that little girl?
CANDY: Her daughter, Nahla. At least Catwoman isn’t the most embarrassing thing she’s appeared in now. Am I right or am I right?
SKYE: *Blank look*
MR. CANDY: Isn’t that just like Halle? Prepared for anything… including the all-too-common flash floods that occur on the Sunset Strip.