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Flower Girl Thinks Wedding Ceremony is Perfect Time for a Snooze

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Flower Girl Thinks Wedding Ceremony is Perfect Time for a Snooze

Many kids protest having to take a nap, but this flower girl actually put herself to sleep… in the middle of a wedding.

“JUST WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU GET TO THE ‘I DO’ STUFF, OKAY?” she probably was about to say before that man came over and rudely interrupted her nap.

I have to admit, I’ve wanted to say that at more than a few weddings as well.  Which isn’t surprising, considering my own track record of being a flower girl.  Two minutes into my Aunt Sue’s wedding, four-year-old Candy yelled:  “IS IT OVER YET?”

Seriously. They lost me at “dearly beloved.” What that ceremony needed was more Captain Kangaroo and bouncy houses and coyotes dropping anvils and less yapping by that man with the white scarf!

Check out the viral video of my fellow wayward flower girl below:

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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