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The Family Dish: Kourtney Kardashian Debuts Baby Penelope & Dad of the Year Joe Simpson Busted for DUI

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The Family Dish: Kourtney Kardashian Debuts Baby Penelope & Dad of the Year Joe Simpson Busted for DUI

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KUTE KID:  Kourtney Kardashian introduces daughter Penelope Scotland on the cover of Us Weekly
The photographer was all, “Hey, Scott!  Could you move just a little farther to the left?  Even farther.  Farther… farther…”

FATHER OF THE YEAR SO FAR: Former reverend Joe Simpson busted for DUI
Way to go, Grandpa!

REALITY STAR REPRODUCTION ALERT:  Kristin Cavallari welcomes a baby boy, Camden Jack Cutler
What’s the offspring of a “Hills” star called?  Uh… congrats on your knob!

CHARLIE’S ANGELS CELEBRATE NEW ANGEL:  Cameron Diaz throws a baby shower for Drew Barrymore
Something tells me Bill Murray‘s invitation “got lost in the mail”

THE POST-DIVORCE DIET:  Jennie Garth addresses “weight loss concerns” by attributing it to “transitional time” in her life
Hey, it happens.  As long as we don’t hear about her revisiting Kelly Taylor’s diet pill abuse scandal.  (Yes, I have every single 90210 story line ingrained in my memory.  SO WHAT?)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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