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Word of the Day: Instagrammed

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Word of the Day: Instagrammed

Instagrammed (past participle; verb)

1. What us parents do to photographs of their kids in hopes of making them more “artsy” and interesting;

2.  Why kids of this generation will appear to have spent their childhoods submerged in Earl Grey.

Sentence usage:  “Hey, Mom!  I was born in 2009, but you Instagrammed all of my baby pictures so they look like they were taken in 1973!”

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To see how I’m Instagramming my kids’ lives, join me on — where else? — Instagram

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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