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The Family Dish: Tabloids Address the State of Julia Roberts’ Bathing Suit & Miranda Kerr Denies Divorce

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The Family Dish: Tabloids Address the State of Julia Roberts’ Bathing Suit & Miranda Kerr Denies Divorce

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CELEBRITY BATHING SUIT UPDATE:  It’s big news when mom-of-three Julia Roberts — GASP! — wears a bikini on her Hawaiian vacation
Meanwhile, the little girl behind her is screaming, “HEY!!!  AREN’T YOU THE LADY FROM MY MOM’S FAVORITE HOOKER MOVIE?”

DIVORCE RUMORS:  Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom deny marriage troubles despite not wearing wedding rings
They’ve just been, you know, taking off their rings to wash the dishes.  In separate houses.  FOR WEEKS ON END.

AND I’M SURE THIS ISN’T FABRICATED FOR THE SHOW AT ALL:  Kris and Bruce Jenner’s marriage reportedly “on the rocks” after Bruce flirts with model Angie Everhart
But… they look so happy together!

BOY, OH, BOY:  Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are having a boy
Yes!  Freddie Prinze THE THIRD!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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