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The Celebrity Stork Report: Halle Berry’s Child Support Woes & Candy’s Name for Nick and Vanessa’s Son

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The Celebrity Stork Report: Halle Berry’s Child Support Woes & Candy’s Name for Nick and Vanessa’s Son

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CHA-CHING:  Halle Berry ordered to pay ex Gabriel Aubry $20K per month in child support
Which, by my calculations, equals… a LOT of visits to Chuck E. Cheese’s.

BOY, OH, BOY: Nick and Vanessa Lachey — who had expressed their desire for a boy — are, in fact, having a boy
And there can only be one name:  Nick Jr.

THE GRADUATE:  Liam McDermott graduates from preschool
Reminds me of my cousin recently mentioning how her daughter, who is graduating from fifth grade, asked what she was getting as a graduation gift.  “Um, you GET TO GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL,” my cousin replied, adding:  “When I was younger, we got one ceremony:   high school!”  Sing it, sister.

NEW MOM GLOW ALERT:  Molly Sims declares son’s birth the ‘happiest day of my life’
“The day people stop calling me ‘Baby Stuber’ will be the happiest day of MY life,” thinks her son, whose name is yet to be announced.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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